So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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