dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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