I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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