she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize