I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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