Walk of Shame. In a state park.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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