She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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