Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
