Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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