Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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