How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
