i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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