Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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