I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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