i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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