I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
