Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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