Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
