Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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