You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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