Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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