so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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