FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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