You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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