she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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