her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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