When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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