Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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