is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we're making bets on your personal life
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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