16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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