did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I believe in your delicious
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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