I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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