i always forget guys have bellybuttons
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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