My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Randomize
