D3 body, D1 cock
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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