I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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