no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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