margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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