sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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