wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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