Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
