So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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