Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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