By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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