I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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