just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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