Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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