I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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