She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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