last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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go home
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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