fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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