i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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