i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
