Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
how does that bad decision feel?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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