I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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