And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Every concussion has its silver lining
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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