don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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