Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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